There are 162,042,117,562 websites on the internet. Of these 161,983,424,031 can certainly be considered strange. But there are far fewer that are truly weird and even fewer that are what-on-earth-is-that-all-about-weird. This book brings together the weirdest of these weird sites for your amusement. When visiting the sites you will meet some rich, ugly people who desperately want to marry you, you...
At any point in time there are six million people watching football, eight million having sex, 87 million watching TV and a staggering 112 million talking via online chat rooms. And what are all these people chatting about? Mainly football, TV and sex. In chat rooms you will find a wonderful mix of people from around the world - some are disgustingly rich whilst others are unimaginably poor, some...
If the most useful French you learnt at school was 'un, deux, trois' when all you really wanted was 'soixante-neuf', then save room in your luggage for this tongue-in-cheek phrasebook and you'll definitely score more than just a suntan.
Whether you are of the predatory or monogamous breed, good loving and living are promised when you use this book's indulgent ideas to spice up your life. From heart melting romantic gestures to chocolate melting hedonistic delights, you can't fail to have fun.
Some might say there’s nothing funny about scrums, cauliflower ears and the sin bin. Rugby Wit begs to differ. This latest addition to the celebrated Wit series raises the cross-bar, bringing you hundreds of rugby related quotes that range from the hilarious to the philosophical.
For anyone who knows their league from their union, this marvellous tome has more than enough for you to tackle. And for...
Revenge offers an amusing guide to the opportunities open to the person who suddenly finds themselves single again and is quite frankly pissed off about it. How do you get back at the person who dumped you? Well, look no further. There are many different ways. Some are funny. Some are silly. Many are disgusting. Some are dangerous. Some are unthinkable. This book has them all. Plus a few more. Dumping...
Some ideas should never have made it further than the half-witted minds they originated from. Really Daft Ideas picks out the pottiest true stories to make you laugh and cringe. From the soldier who tied a hammock between two wall lockers, only to be fatally crushed by them at bedtime, to the man who took aim at a spider crawling up his leg and shot himself instead, this book demonstrates why it’s...
If you already know: How to escape from quicksand, how to wrestle an angry mountain lion but are lacking in the more mundane life skills, such as: How to fend of a market researcher in the street, how to extract your leg from a randy dog this book is here to help. Never again need you fear such modern-day crises as accidentally ingesting a Railtrack sandwich, forgetting the punchline of a rude joke,...
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Winston Churchill
Bursting at the seams with quotes and photos, this book is a delightful celebration of the world’s favourite creatures.
From dogs to frogs this is a great gift for every animal lover.
Everyone loves the angelic face of a cute little dog.
This quirky book is packed with amusing photographs of mischievous mini-dogs in silly situations and classic one-liners straight from the dog’s mouth!
The perfect gift for a canine-crazy loved one or a stylish accessory to put in your over-sized bag with your own pampered puppy. Either way, you’d be barking mad to miss it!
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